I am bored, so I've decided to update my journal. How riveting.
Have yet another senseless memeeeee


The rules:
Put your iPod/MP3 player/whatever on shuffle and go to the next song, putting down the title as the answer to each question, no matter how strange it sounds. No cheating, people!


1. Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister walks up to you and says, “I wanna rock! ROCK!”; you reply:
Any second now
(...yyyyyeah)

2. Your pet elf just got hit by a car. You storm up to the driver, punch them and yell:
Привет, Джимми Хендрикс! [Hello, Jimmy Hendrix!]
(...lol, wtf?)

3. You just failed the same mission in a video game for the 20th time in one hour. Frustrated, you dropkick the TV into a wall and scream:
It's hard to say 'I do', when I don't
(why of course.)

4. You just got pulled over for flipping off a state trooper. When he asks to see your license and registration, you reply:
Ofitsery
(well, ain't I bright )

5. Is your can of soda plotting to destroy you?
Mein Bester Freund.
(...mein bester Freeeund das ist nicht irgendwer, mein bester Freund ist a.. can of soda?)

6. A rumor starts going around town about you; what is it about?
Bearing the Cross
(ehm.. I can't remember having done that.)

7. You get jumped by someone who likes to punch people to the rhythm of a specific song. What song is it you get punched repeatedly to?
Pipeline
(Great. That'll take like forever.)

8. You’re wandering around New Mexico when you stumble across the secret desert hiding place of Kurt Kobain, Tupac and Elvis. Stunned by the fact that they’re alive, you slap your hands against your face, go weak in the knees and say:
Sacred
(..yyyyeah. Probably.)

9. Eating at IHOP, you get upset because they went cheap and used powdered cheese in your omelet. You dump the plate down the waiter’s shirt and say:
Teenagers
(...Powdered cheese scares the living shit outta meee! It can care less as long as someone'll bleed! So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose; maybe it'll leave you alone, but not me.)

10. You just woke up in one of your favorite video games; what is the first thing that happens to you there?
21 Nu Pogodi Theme
(...well, that's just scary.)

11. In transit with question 10, your favorite character from aforementioned game just came up to you and said ‘hello’; your response is:
Инопланетный гость (live) [alien guest]
(Well.. I'm guessing that makes sense )

12. You just watched a movie that started off really well, and then had the crappiest ending imaginable. Enraged to the point you want everyone to know about it, you call the local news station and scream:
Hello shitty
(I'm so badass.)

13. You get abducted by the FBI. While being interrogated about something you know nothing about, the only thing you can think to tell them is:
You know my name
(..and they probably know where I live, too!)

14. Your family is visiting and they’re driving you absolutely insane! What do you say in order to scare them out of your house?
Just can't get enough
(..yeah, I'm sure that'll work ._.)

15. Your friend somehow convinces you to try to snort a Tai red chili pepper. What do you say to them as you’re running around with your nose melting off?
Straight to Video
(All the heat just makes me wanna go like a bad girl straight to video.)

16. You just saw the most unbelievably scary thing in the universe O_O! Terrified, you call the cops. What do you tell the dispatcher you saw?
Internationale (French)
(..red dawn, I wonder?)

17. In a blind rage, you decide to take a flamethrower to someone because they said:
Move Ya Body, Girl!
(...well, move your own ass!)

18. Making an attempt to speak a language you have very little experience with, you accidentally offend someone. Turns out you told them:
Insener Garini Hüerboloid
(I don't even know what that means! D: )

19.A drug dealer just came up to you on the street and says, ‘You want it, I got it’. You think for a moment and reply:
Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work on Water
(Valid point there? No?)

20. You just managed to jump out of a plane before it crashed into the side of a mountain and have landed safely. Happy to be alive, you hug the ground and say:
Genetic Design for Dying
(...did I miss anything? I just survived )

21. You just officially had your name changed! From now on, everyone will know you as:
Ska' vi Slås, din Sæk! [wanna fight, bitch?]
(...well, ain't that cute.)

22. You just woke up on the set of a porn movie. You find the director and ask him exactly what’s going on. He tells you:
I Want to be Old
(I'm sure he would.)

23. You just saw Fidel Castro walk down the street. You run after him, and he gets scared off because he thinks you’re an assassin. You chase him into an alleyway, and when he’s cornered, you get in his face and say:
Precious
(...awwww.)

24. Your life just took the most delightful turn for the better! You smile and shout happily:
Specifik Varmekapacitet2 [Specific Heat Capacity 2]
(Well, that does sound great, doesn't it?

25. You just joined a street gang. Your gang name is:
The Popcorn Man
(...badass!)

26. Welcome to the mafia. For safety reasons, you are now called:
Бляд' [whore]
(I'm not sure I like this name :c )

27. Some seriously weird dude is trying to make you fly a plane into a boat (don’t ask). Your response is:
Be Prepared
(I encourage him...?)

28. A giant, rotting pile of garbage just came to life and started giving you advice. It told you:
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
(..I'm not sure I do, Mr. Garbage Pile, sorry)

29. From this day forth, your theme song will be:
Symphony no. 3 in E-flat major, Op. 55 "Eroica" - Scherzo: Allegro Vivace
(...okaaay.)

30. In the near future, you will:
Tora! Tora! Tora!
(Convert?)