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Mon Aug 24, 2009, 6:10 AM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Weird stuff
  • Watching: YOU!
  • Eating: N/A
  • Drinking: Diet coke
I am bored, so I've decided to update my journal. How riveting.
Have yet another senseless memeeeee :iconiloveitplz:


The rules:
Put your iPod/MP3 player/whatever on shuffle and go to the next song, putting down the title as the answer to each question, no matter how strange it sounds. No cheating, people!


1. Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister walks up to you and says, “I wanna rock! ROCK!”; you reply:
Any second now
(...yyyyyeah)

2. Your pet elf just got hit by a car. You storm up to the driver, punch them and yell:
Привет, Джимми Хендрикс! [Hello, Jimmy Hendrix!]
(...lol, wtf?)

3. You just failed the same mission in a video game for the 20th time in one hour. Frustrated, you dropkick the TV into a wall and scream:
It's hard to say 'I do', when I don't
(why of course.)

4. You just got pulled over for flipping off a state trooper. When he asks to see your license and registration, you reply:
Ofitsery
(well, ain't I bright :XD:)

5. Is your can of soda plotting to destroy you?
Mein Bester Freund.
(...mein bester Freeeund das ist nicht irgendwer, mein bester Freund ist a.. can of soda?)

6. A rumor starts going around town about you; what is it about?
Bearing the Cross
(ehm.. I can't remember having done that.)

7. You get jumped by someone who likes to punch people to the rhythm of a specific song. What song is it you get punched repeatedly to?
Pipeline
(Great. That'll take like forever.)

8. You’re wandering around New Mexico when you stumble across the secret desert hiding place of Kurt Kobain, Tupac and Elvis. Stunned by the fact that they’re alive, you slap your hands against your face, go weak in the knees and say:
Sacred
(..yyyyeah. Probably.)

9. Eating at IHOP, you get upset because they went cheap and used powdered cheese in your omelet. You dump the plate down the waiter’s shirt and say:
Teenagers
(...Powdered cheese scares the living shit outta meee! It can care less as long as someone'll bleed! So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose; maybe it'll leave you alone, but not me.)

10. You just woke up in one of your favorite video games; what is the first thing that happens to you there?
21 Nu Pogodi Theme
(...well, that's just scary.)

11. In transit with question 10, your favorite character from aforementioned game just came up to you and said ‘hello’; your response is:
Инопланетный гость (live) [alien guest]
(Well.. I'm guessing that makes sense :XD:)

12. You just watched a movie that started off really well, and then had the crappiest ending imaginable. Enraged to the point you want everyone to know about it, you call the local news station and scream:
Hello shitty
(I'm so badass.)

13. You get abducted by the FBI. While being interrogated about something you know nothing about, the only thing you can think to tell them is:
You know my name
(..and they probably know where I live, too!)

14. Your family is visiting and they’re driving you absolutely insane! What do you say in order to scare them out of your house?
Just can't get enough
(..yeah, I'm sure that'll work ._.)

15. Your friend somehow convinces you to try to snort a Tai red chili pepper. What do you say to them as you’re running around with your nose melting off?
Straight to Video
(All the heat just makes me wanna go like a bad girl straight to video.)

16. You just saw the most unbelievably scary thing in the universe O_O! Terrified, you call the cops. What do you tell the dispatcher you saw?
Internationale (French)
(..red dawn, I wonder?)

17. In a blind rage, you decide to take a flamethrower to someone because they said:
Move Ya Body, Girl!
(...well, move your own ass!)

18. Making an attempt to speak a language you have very little experience with, you accidentally offend someone. Turns out you told them:
Insener Garini Hü;perboloid
(I don't even know what that means! D: )

19.A drug dealer just came up to you on the street and says, ‘You want it, I got it’. You think for a moment and reply:
Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work on Water
(Valid point there? No?)

20. You just managed to jump out of a plane before it crashed into the side of a mountain and have landed safely. Happy to be alive, you hug the ground and say:
Genetic Design for Dying
(...did I miss anything? I just survived :XD:)

21. You just officially had your name changed! From now on, everyone will know you as:
Ska' vi Slås, din Sæk! [wanna fight, bitch?]
(...well, ain't that cute.)

22. You just woke up on the set of a porn movie. You find the director and ask him exactly what’s going on. He tells you:
I Want to be Old
(I'm sure he would.)

23. You just saw Fidel Castro walk down the street. You run after him, and he gets scared off because he thinks you’re an assassin. You chase him into an alleyway, and when he’s cornered, you get in his face and say:
Precious
(...awwww.)

24. Your life just took the most delightful turn for the better! You smile and shout happily:
Specifik Varmekapacitet2 [Specific Heat Capacity 2]
(Well, that does sound great, doesn't it?

25. You just joined a street gang. Your gang name is:
The Popcorn Man
(...badass!)

26. Welcome to the mafia. For safety reasons, you are now called:
Бляд' [whore]
(I'm not sure I like this name :c )

27. Some seriously weird dude is trying to make you fly a plane into a boat (don’t ask). Your response is:
Be Prepared
(I encourage him...?)

28. A giant, rotting pile of garbage just came to life and started giving you advice. It told you:
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
(..I'm not sure I do, Mr. Garbage Pile, sorry)

29. From this day forth, your theme song will be:
Symphony no. 3 in E-flat major, Op. 55 "Eroica" - Scherzo: Allegro Vivace
(...okaaay.)

30. In the near future, you will:
Tora! Tora! Tora!
(Convert?)

Graduating college

Tue Jun 23, 2009, 3:17 PM
  • Mood: Stupefied
  • Listening to: The sound of my squeaky chair
  • Reading: Old Danish notes
  • Watching: YOU!
  • Eating: N/A
  • Drinking: Water
Greeeetings! We haven't had a journal update in a long while, neh?

Well... let's do something about that, shall we? >3

I just graduated college! :iconiloveitplz:
FINALLY! After three years of hard work I finally got through it all =D
This proooobably means I'll get to upload stuff more often, as I no longer have anything else to do besides.. well, stuff. The last three years have been hardly anything but work, and though 'twas hard, I guess it was worth it.
As of yet I am not quite sure what I will be doing afterwards. My college majors are math, physics, chemistry, English, Danish and history. We'll see where this takes me. Probably university, though.

Aaannnnd a picture for the daaay ;w;
[link]

One last remark: WOOOOOOT!!!!!

Male vs. Female

Thu Nov 27, 2008, 6:44 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: N/A
  • Reading: N/A
  • Eating: N/A
  • Drinking: Coke Zero
Oh teh noes! D:
Lol, I was tagged by :iconelliez: to take the following quiz:

My male side vs. my female side. Whoah, the final tochdown! Let's see in which I excel in...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

[x] You like hoodies.
[x] You like jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats. [Noo, kitties FTW]
[/] It's hilarious when people get hurt. [depends on the circumstances. Losing limbs isn't funny.]
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture. [Hear, hear! I hate spending money, lol]
[ ] Sad movies suck. [not if they're sad with style ^^]
[ ] You own/ed a PS2.
[x] Played with HotWheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV. [NEVARH!! Oh wait, I like watching haute école dressage. There's not much of it on the tellie, though =/]
[/] Gory movies are cool. [again, if it's gory 'with styyyle'. lol, I sound like a total snob]
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to high school football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect football cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear. [yes and yes. ]
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. [I usually feel reeeaally uncomfortable sleeping around people. Also, I can't sleep in public places. AT ALL. Airplanes, buses, trains... Can't do it.]
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are some of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. [Amen]
[ ] Sports are fun. [No, it sheer torture D:]
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth. [No, I'm actually very well mannered, lol]
[ ] Sleep with your socks on at night. [Taking one's socks off at the end of the day could very well be the best part of the day. I simply can't stand sleeping with my socks on (unless it REALLY FRIGGIN FREEEZING cold)]

TOTAL: 10


YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[ ] You wear lip gloss/stick.
[ ] You love to shop. [NO]
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You wear the color pink. [I hate the colour pink. Actually, I despise any 'girlish' colours with sparkles und so weiter.]
[ ] Go to your mom for advice. [I don't really go to anyone for advice T^T]
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport. [cheerleading is just silly.]
[ ] You hate wearing the color black. [Black is my favourite colour to wear]
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. [never tried it. my nails are eew, lol :XD:]
[ ] You like wearing jewelry. [nah. it gets in the way]
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You were in gymnastics/dance.
[x] It takes you more than one hour to shower and get dressed. [Yes, I'm vain, lol]
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should. [people always tell me to smile m re. It's not that I'm sad or anything, I just don't smile too much]
[x] You have more than 6 pairs of shoes. [12 pairs of All Star Converse shoes alone]
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can. [TORTURE!!!]
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume. [NOT perfume, but something that keeps me from smelling]
[x] You love the movies
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. [Ohh, Baaaarbies, I miss you!]
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like being the star of everything. [nnooo. Unless it's well deserved. I don't understand the concept of celebrating birthdays, for example, birthdays should only be a sortuv comfort for the sadness about getting older. I hat birthdays D:]

TOTAL: 6.

Well... I'm apparently more boyish than girlish, although I don't excel in any of them. LOL :XD:

Let's have some Stoevledance!!

Sat Nov 1, 2008, 1:58 PM
  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
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  • Reading: N/A
  • Eating: N/A
  • Drinking: N/A
There's whiteøl in a tønd'
da-da-da-daw-daw-da-da-daw
Then the fest will soon begynd'
da-da-da-daw-daw-da-da-daw
Put some whiteøl in your kop
da-da-da-daw-daw-da-da-daw
When it's drukket, fill it op

I can hopp', I can run, and it's very very fun
Klaske lår, klaske støvl',
I can hopp', I can run, and it's very fun
Glem the trouble-trouble-TROUBLEEEE -- and the bøvl

This is a song I like to hør'
da-da-da-daw-daw-da-da-daw
This is music for my ører
da-da-da-daw-daw-da-da-daw
Dance a little støvledance
da-da-da-daw-daw-da-da-daw
Dane it while you have a chance

I can hopp', I can run, and it's very very fun
Klaske lår, klaske støvl',
I can hopp', I can run, and it's very fun
Glem the trouble-trouble-TROUBLEEEE -- and the bøvl

One and two and three and fire
da-da-da-daw-daw-da-da-daw
Go and swing the nissepige
da-da-da-daw-daw-da-da-daw
Five and six and syv and eight
da-da-da-daw-daw-da-da-daw
That is good for a nisseknægt

I can hopp', I can run, and it's very very fun
Klaske lår, klaske støvl',
I can hopp', I can run, and it's very fun
Glem the trouble-trouble-TROUBLEEEE -- and the bøvl

"Günther danser lige a little støvledance"



....



Ahem, I'm sorry about that. .___.
I saw this youtube vid' [link]
and now I'm struck by 'that christmassy mood'. .___.
Geez.

New Journal

Tue Sep 2, 2008, 12:27 PM
  • Mood: Sarcastic
  • Listening to: N/A
  • Reading: N/A
  • Eating: N/A
  • Drinking: Water
Yep. I eventually got tired of looking at the old one, so I decided on updating (wooo, go me .__. )

Argh! Procrastination! I can't finish the stuff I'm working on, shoot me!!!
(on second thoughts... don't do that. YET).
Lalala, random meme is random. Saw it in someone else's journal and decided to have a go on it:

¤ If you got married to your most best guy friend, would you be happy?
...Dunno.. I'd be awkward. O_o

¤ What did you do this afternoon?
Practice a bit of suicidal kamikaze-driving at Køreteknisk Anlæg.

¤ When was the last time you smiled?
For some reason I've been carrying a devious little smile the entire day. c_c This is rare, but it happens. Rather scary.

¤ Can you use chopsticks?
In Soviet Denmark chopsticks use YOU! No, just kiddin'. Well, occasionally I can make them work. I'm not good at noodles, though. .__.

¤ Who was the last person you slept next to?
...errh... A friend of mine. In a tent.

¤ What do you order from taco bell?
Never ordered anything from Taco Bell. We don't have Taco Bells here .__.

¤ Do you talk to the person you fell hardest for?
...errh??

¤ Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
Whiny over-emotional teenager >__>

¤ Do you have unlimited texting?
Nay

¤ Ever cried because of happiness?
...Nnnnno.

¤ Anything you're giving up on?
Right now? I try not to c_c

¤ Whose pool did you last swim in?
Whoah, long time no swimming... Hotel in Agadir three years ago?

¤ Are you planning on throwing a party this summer?
Considering summer's over, no.

¤ Which girl's house was the last you spent the night at?
Don't remember lolol xD

¤ What makes you laugh?
(un)funny stuff.

¤ How was last week?
Rather uneventful and full of procrastination

¤ What could you go for right this second?
Errh.. dunno, some sleep?

¤ What are your plans for the morning?
Get up, go to school, bore myself to near-death

¤ Do you ever turn off your cellphone?
No, I don't have to. It turns off randomly and by itself Ô_o

¤ Do you like certain romantic cliches?
Have to admit; yeah. Go candles!

¤ Where is your best friend at this exact moment?
Sleeping in a burger and eating a hammock. How would I know? O_o

¤ Do you have a ceiling fan located in your room?
No

¤ What is the worst thing that has happened to you lately?
How far back does lately go? I can't think of anything worth mentioning right now.

¤ What color is your car?
Lolol, for some reason I read 'ear' instead of 'car'. Anyway, I don't own a car. I'm working on earning my driver's license at the moment.

¤ What sounds are you currently hearing?
The sound of my PC fan

¤ Have you told anybody you loved them today?
No

¤ Do you miss anyone?
My sistarh .___________________."

¤ Are you growing apart from someone close?
Probably D:

¤ Where was your default pic taken?
Meow?

¤ How much are you on the phone daily?
Not very much. In other words nichts. Occasionally someone calls me, but that's kind of a rarity.

¤ Are you in a good mood?
Beginning to feel slightly sleepy (alitteration, meow!)

¤ Have you ever been in love?
Not really.

¤ Do you love your life?
At times.

¤ Who do you trust with EVERYTHING?
N/A

¤ What will you be doing in 3 hours?
Hopefully sleeping

¤ What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping xD

¤ What is your background on your phone?
A panda beaaaar

¤ Where is your favorite place to shop?
...I'll get back to you

¤ What is your favorite thing to wear?
Clothy clothes made of cloth.

¤ Do you think you are a good driver?
Considering the fact that I don't have a driver's license just yet, no. xD

¤ Could you go a day without eating?
No prob'.

¤ Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
My sister =3

¤ Were you happy when you woke up today?
Sleepy and no wanting to get up, more likely.

¤ Are you ticklish?
Yes, very. But if you want to stay friends with me, then tickling is NOT RECOMMENDED. Srsly. You might even get badly hurt.

¤ First thing you do when you wake up?
Get up, and walk towards the bathroom in a zombie-state.

¤ What's on your bedroom floor right now?
Furniture. A pair of pants and a bag. My room is actually rather tidy at the moment =3

¤ Ever talked to someone that was drunk?
Let's just say yes.

¤ Do you trust people easily?
Not beyond a certain point, no.

¤ Do any of your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
All of them _ _"

¤ How many pillows on your bed?
One. And a cat.

¤ Are you single?
Yes.




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